The More Stoned You Get Swag Card

The More Stoned You Get, The More Awesome Ducks Become

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About Swag...

SWAG STUFF STARTED IN 1995 BY A GROUP OF MALCONTENTS IN EAST VANCOUVER. SINCE THEN WE HAVE BEEN TAKING THE PISS OUT OF THE TWISTED, ABSURD & MUNDANE. WE MAKE A LINE OF OVER 2000 COUNTER CULTURE GOODS. STICKERS, FACE MASKS, BUTTONS, T-SHIRTS, TANKS, HOODIES, MAGNETS, STASH TINS, GREETING CARDS & MORE. CREATED, MADE & MANUFACTURED IN CANADA FOR & BY RABBLE-ROUSING FREAKS GEEKS DORKS DWEEBS NERDS JOKERS ROCKERS SMOKERS MIDNIGHT TOKERS POETS PUNKS HIPPIES DRUNKS BASTARDS BITCHES WARLOCKS WITCHES DAYDREAMERS WASTOIDS CULTURE JAMMERS ART-FUCKERS DROP OUTS & DAY TRIPPERS

EVERYTHING WE SELL IS MADE WITH OUR HANDS IN OUR FACTORY ON VANCOUVER ISLAND. WE SOURCE MATERIALS FROM CANADIAN AND US SUPPLIERS. ALL OF OUR ARTWORK & IDEAS COME FROM THE TWISTED MINDS OF ALL OF US AT SWAG. WE RE-USE AND RECYCLE EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE. WE PRACTICE LOW-WASTE MANUFACTURING‘CAUSE WE’RE NOT DICKS. OUR GARMENTS ARE SWEATSHOP-FREE. WE BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE DESERVES A FAIR WAGE. WE LIVE & WORK BY THE MOTTO: YOU DON’T NEED TO FUCK PEOPLE OVER TO SURVIVE. WE ARE NICE.